By Collin King
Is laughter the best medicine? Probably not. Medicine is often the best medicine. But laughter can help!
So, if you need a laugh this winter season, try these out.*
*Warning: High risk of cringe. Proceed with caution.
Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers?
They don’t want to break the ice.
What’s Santa’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do elves use for online shopping?
A wrap-top computer.
How did the holiday wreath get his new job?
He was a well-rounded applicant.
How was the reindeer’s performance at the comedy show?
She sleigh-ed it.
Why was everyone worried about the snowman?
Because he had a meltdown last year.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and an angry dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the pine tree get promoted at work?
She was very tree-liable.
Ok. Phew. You made it through. Good work, and happy holidays from your friends at Vista 🙂
